While supplies last! All orders over $20 get a free promo of Impaled's "Death After Life" CD!

GREAT BLIGHTED NORTH CANADA TOUR 2008
Two-color, two-sided
Limited print run!
From Impaled's triumphant march north, and our successful destruction of Canada. Celebrate the birth of the North American Union of G.O.R.E. with this tour shirt, featuring the tour poster design and the dates printed on the back. Printed on natural white tees, because you already have enough black shirts!
Hold cursor over image to see the back.
Click to see a bigger image.

Tee: $10 + shipping - Size

THE LAST GASP
Four-color, two-sided.
This is no longer war, this is a disgusting tee shirt. Emblazon on your chest the cover of Impaled's latest magnum o-pus, and be sure to have people vomiting all around.
Hold cursor over image to see the back.
Click to see a bigger image.

Tee: $15 + shipping - Size

WAR ON EVERYTHING TOUR 2008
One-color discharge ink, two-sided
Limited numbers left!
The U.S. saw it's most heinous acts of terror yet as Impaled wrought havoc from sea to fucking sea. If you were there, you've likely lost life or limb... if not, pick up this great tee to commemorate our nation's month of tragedy.
Hold cursor over image to see the back.
Click to see a bigger image.

Tee: $10 + shipping - Size

EUROPEAN EXTERMINATOUR 2008
Two-color, two-sided.
Limited numbers left!
Were you there? Did you get killed? No? Then why in fuck's name didn't you buy a tour shirt to prove you survived! Impaled laid waste to Europe again in 2008, and this excellent tee documents the disaster left in their wake. No visit to the World Court in the Hague is complete without this evidence of Impaled's shocking atrocities.
Hold cursor over image to see the back.
Click to see a bigger image.

Tee: $15 + shipping - Size

G.O.R.E. CORPS TEE
Two-color, one-sided.
The flag of the Impaled G.O.R.E. Corps! Wear it proud, scream it loud... You are the dead.
Click to see a bigger image.

Tee: $10 + shipping - Size

Granny from Suicide Girls
RED CROSS GIRL TANKTOP
Two-color, one-sided.
For the ladies, only! Show how much your concern about people's health scare with this red cross design featuring the Impaled logo emblazoned across it.
Click to see a bigger image.

Tanktop: $15 + shipping - Size

Hel from hel-inferna.com
LOGO BASEBALL TEE
Two-color, two-sided.
Join the game! Show which team you support the most: Team Impaled. This cool baseball shirt features the Impaled logo on the front and the band, circa 2002, crossed out on the back. The text on the back reads "BANNED IN 84 COUNTRIES" and "THE WORLD'S MOST HATED BAND."
Hold cursor over image to see the back.
Click to see a bigger image.

Tee: $15 + shipping - Size

Hel from hel-inferna.com
IMPALED GUY TEE
White print, one-sided.
Drawn by Impaled guitarist Sean "Bloodbath" McGrath, this punk tee shows a luckless, decayed victim of Impaled's wrath.
Click to see a bigger image.

Tee: $10 + shipping - Size

Chainsaw Mary stuff at Cafepress.com
HAEMORRHAGE / IMPALED SPLIT TEE
Two-color print, two-sided.
In celebration of the split record Dementia Rex comes this split tee. It features an amazing re-envisioning of the original cover by horror art legend Chas Balun and art on the back by Haemorrhage guitarist Luisma.
Hold cursor over image to see the back.
Click to see a bigger image.

Tee: $10 + shipping - Size

MONDO MEDICALE
Five-color, two-sided.
The shirt of the original 2002 class-sick album! Accept no impostors, this is the real deal. Scream out "G.O.R.E.!" with this on your chest.
Hold cursor over image to see the back.
Click to see a bigger image.

Tee: $15 + shipping - Size

The Impaled Chop Shop is powered by PayPal, the largest and safest internet payment system. Different buttons for domestic and international customers are provided to offset the price of shipping. All items will be shipped promptly, but please show some damn patience. We're not amazon.com, we're four poor schlubs with day jobs. If you don't wish to use PayPal, all items can also be purchased with well-concealed cash or a money order sent to:

Impaled
P.U. Box 16071
Oakland, CA 94610
U.S.A.