Every shirt order gets a free 'War! On Everything' 2008 tour poster!
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THE LAST GASPInternationally infamous and a name in the metal underground for over 10 years, Impaled returns with their fourth full-length recording. Bound to please their loyal following and completely disgust the unwary, "The Last Gasp" is an album wrapped in wit and guts with scalpel-sharp riffs sure to slice and dice. Now available in the standard American CD version, the Mexican release featuring a bonus track and gold-foil embossing, the regular vinyl edition with silver-foil embossing, and the limited G.O.R.E. Die Hard Edition 12" red vinyl with silver foil-embossed cover, screen-printed poster, sticker, and hand-numbered Death Certificate. Get 'em all!More info...
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DEMENTIA REX LPThe World's first ever concept split album! Featuring gore-grind legends Haemorrhage! This 2003 splatterpiece has now been released on vinyl by the fine folks from Power It Up in Germany. Get your hands on this before you go MAD! Black vinyl with insert, featuring a new layout and art by Luisma of Haemorrhage, with additional art by horror legend Chas Balun.More info...
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PUNY HUMANS - NO ONE WILL EVER UNDERSTANDOUR GENIOUS CD This could be one of the weirdest albums ever made. Featuring Impaled's own Jason Kocol and fellow musical collaborator Steven Schultz, this thrash metal/cabaret/prog rock/etc. offering is complete with off-putting musical gags and in-jokes, all tied together with a Big Lebowski-centric theme! Dare you expose yourself to the world's most quiet death metal of "Deicide At Their Mom's House," the epic overture for the film that never existed entitled "Theme From 'Puny Humans'" or the painfully obvious "La, La, La, La, La, La, Bullshit Walter"? Don't say we didn't warn you.
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