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DEMENTIA REX CD

The World's first ever concept split album! Featuring gore-grind legends Haemorrhage! This 2003 splatterpiece has been re-released by Splatter Zombie Records and mastered for the first time ever! This digipak re-release is limited to 1000 copies! The complete original layout is featured in the digipak and booklet.
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$13 + shipping

THE DEAD STILL DEAD REMAIN LP

An all new wreckording of the class-sick first album by IMPALED, along with original dis-member Leon Del Muerte on vokills. Every note, every belch, redone in Ear-Bleed-O-Rama sound!! Long mired in a legal limbo between Impaled and a record label, the music from “The Dead Shall Dead Remain” had been unavailable for over a decade. This re-recording dodged those legal hurdles and put the music back in print.
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$25 + shipping

PUNY HUMANS - NO ONE WILL EVER UNDERSTAND

OUR GENIOUS CD

This could be one of the weirdest albums ever made. Featuring Impaled's own Jason Kocol and fellow musical collaborator Steven Schultz, this thrash metal/cabaret/prog rock/etc. offering is complete with off-putting musical gags and in-jokes, all tied together with a Big Lebowski-centric theme! Dare you expose yourself to the world's most quiet death metal of "Deicide At Their Mom's House," the epic overture for the film that never existed entitled "Theme From 'Puny Humans'" or the painfully obvious "La, La, La, La, La, La, Bullshit Walter"? Don't say we didn't warn you.

$10 + shipping

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