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THE LAST GASP

Internationally infamous and a name in the metal underground for over 10 years, Impaled returns with their fourth full-length recording. Bound to please their loyal following and completely disgust the unwary, "The Last Gasp" is an album wrapped in wit and guts with scalpel-sharp riffs sure to slice and dice. Now available in the standard American CD version and the Mexican release featuring a bonus track and gold-foil embossing.
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American version: $10 + shipping
 
Mexican version (with bonus track): $10 + shipping

PUNY HUMANS - NO ONE WILL EVER UNDERSTAND

OUR GENIOUS CD

This could be one of the weirdest albums ever made. Featuring Impaled's own Jason Kocol and fellow musical collaborator Steven Schultz, this thrash metal/cabaret/prog rock/etc. offering is complete with off-putting musical gags and in-jokes, all tied together with a Big Lebowski-centric theme! Dare you expose yourself to the world's most quiet death metal of "Deicide At Their Mom's House," the epic overture for the film that never existed entitled "Theme From 'Puny Humans'" or the painfully obvious "La, La, La, La, La, La, Bullshit Walter"? Don't say we didn't warn you.

$10 + shipping

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Impaled
P.U. Box 16071
Oakland, CA 94610
U.S.A.