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THE LAST GASP CDInternationally infamous and a name in the metal underground for over 10 years, Impaled returns with their fourth full-length recording. Bound to please their loyal following and completely disgust the unwary, "The Last Gasp" is an album wrapped in wit and guts with scalpel-sharp riffs sure to slice and dice. |
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DEATH AFTER LIFE CDThe sickest concept album ever recorded! The deranged doctors from Impaled have returned and this time they're playing with your life... and death. Featuring production by legendary Billy Anderson and Trey Spruance of Mr. Bungle fame, this record is sure to leave you begging to die.SOLD OUT! |
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DIGITAL AUTOPSY 3" REMIX CDFor noise sickos only! Get ready to have your ears puking from the wretched mess of Impaled's brand of sickness broiled until charcoal by remixer Chef Barfo. This 3", 3 song remix CD is pure digital regurgitation, using Impaled as source material and the chaos of a violent death by computer as inspiration. Limited.Listen to samples! Track 1 Track 2 Track 3
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MONDO MEDICALE European Import CDThis will hurt a lot... this modern day classick cuts straight to the bone. Acquired at great expense and a few lost lives, a few copies have been secured for sale here for true sickos only.SOLD OUT! |
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PUNY HUMANS - NO ONE WILL EVER UNDERSTANDOUR GENIOUS This could be one of the weirdest albums ever made. Featuring Impaled's own Jason Kocol and fellow musical collaborator Steven Schultz, this thrash metal/cabaret/prog rock/etc. offering is complete with off-putting musical gags and in-jokes, all tied together with a Big Lebowski-centric theme! Dare you expose yourself to the world's most quiet death metal of "Deicide At Their Mom's House," the epic overture for the film that never existed entitled "Theme From 'Puny Humans'" or the painfully obvious "La, La, La, La, La, La, Bullshit Walter"? Don't say we didn't warn you.
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